25 Things You Can't Do In Men's Leggings

 

There aren’t that many things you can do in a slick pair of men’s leggings. I mean, it’s not like you can slap on a pair and go out to take on the world, is it? As far as pants go, they’re really quite limited. To prove it, here’s a list of 25 things you definitely can’t do in meggings.

 

 

1. SCUBA DIVING

Sure, it’s good enough for Aquaman, but he’s a bit of a loner. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll stick to your nice, safe, boring black wetsuit like everybody else.

Scuba diving in mens leggingsStyle featured : Acid Jazz Originals Leggings

 

2. ROCK CLIMBING

Way too fun and dangerous for tights. What you want to wear are nice thick trousers that will make your legs itch and get you all sweaty. Boom! Now you’re ready to tackle El Capitan.  

Rock climing in kapow meggingsStyle featured : Supernova Originals Leggings

 

3. RIDE A MOTORBIKE & PICK UP CHICKS

Pfft! C’mon, you can’t do that in meggings. That’s denim territory. Always has been, always will be. 

Riding a motorbike in men_s silver leggingsStyle featured : Silver Bullet Metallic Leggings

 

4. BASE JUMPING

No tights allowed. What you need is something aerodynamic, something comfortable and figure-hugging with great colors for doing somersaults when you’re five miles up. Like… uh ... nothing springs immediately to mind. 

Man base jumping off cliff in male leggingsStyle featured : Acid Jazz Originals Leggings


5. DOING YOGA IN A TREE

Oh, you didn’t know this was a thing? Believe us – it is. A bearskin loincloth is your best bet for this, although it won’t help with splinters.

Yoga In a Tree in Kapow Frenzy Performance MeggingsStyle featured : Frenzy Performance Pro Leggings

 

6. DOUBLE YOGA

Anyone who can lift another human being using just their hands wouldn’t be caught dead in a pair of meggs.

Double Yoga men in beetljuice leggings balancing womanStyle featured : Beetlejuice Originals Leggings

 

7. TRIPLE YOGA

We’re not even sure this is real. That has to be photoshopped, right? Can people actually do this? We’re not even mad. That’s literally amazing.

Triple Yoga guy in touchdown performance meggingsStyle featured : Touchdown Performance Pro Leggings

 

 8. MEDITATING ON A MOUNTAIN TOP

This should probably be done naked. 


Meditating On a Mountaintop in male leggings
Style featured : Merman Originals Leggings

 

9. SKIING

Nope. Leggings are way too colorful and eye-catching. Even the thicker performance styles that keep you insulated and streamlined. Stick to the bib-and-brace, which are especially good when you need to pee. All those straps and buckles. Good luck with that.

Skiing in colorful chromablast kapow mens leggingsStyle featured : Chromablast Performance Pro Leggings


10. PLAYING TENNIS

The Wimbledon officials would have a fit. And then fine you 50% of your match fee but invite you back next year because you pulled a crowd.

Playing tennis in disarray mens leggingsStyle featured : Disarray Originals Leggings

 

11. FRONTING A ROCK’N’ROLL BAND

Take those leggings off and put on a pair of leather trousers this instant. Lenny Kravitz would turn in his grave. (Actually, Lenny might still be around. Although it wouldn’t kill him to put out a new album every now and then.) 

Rock and roll singer wearing Touchdown meggingsStyle featured : Touchdown Performance Pro Leggings

 

12. POLE DANCING

Can you imagine how much upper, middle and lower body strength it takes to do this? Someone put a dollar in that man’s waistband, STAT.


Pole Dancing in tiger print Bengal male tights
Style featured : Bengal Originals Leggings

 

13. SPARTAN RACING

Also known as Warrior Dash, Obstacle Run, etc. When the going gets tough, the tough need camo. Or khaki. Something that doesn’t draw attention to your heroics when you’re crushing the competition in one of the world’s hardest events.


Spartan Race man in party leopard meggings
Style featured : Party Leopard Originals Leggings


14. BALLET

Actually, this one’s an exception. If you don’t wear meggings for ballet you’re a durned fool, they look great and fit like a damn glove.


Ballet in Metman mens tights
Style featured : Merman Originals Leggings


15. PARKOUR

Just like “Ibiza”, nobody is quite sure how to pronounce this tricky urban sport, but it’s cool and underground and definitely no place for 4-way stretch and reflective speed stripes.


Parkour in sonic boom reflective mens leggings
Style featured : Sonic Boom Supreme Leggings

 

16. FLASH MOBBING

48 States passed a law stating prohibiting flash mobbers from wearing anything that isn’t a  Morph Suit™. We’re assuming there were bribes involved.


Flash mob dancing in street in silver mens leggings
Style featured : Silver Bullet Metallic Leggings


17. WAKE–BOARDING

What! Another watersport on this list? That can’t be a coincidence. Wonder how many more aquatic activities meggings aren’t suitable for.


Wake Boarding in mens tights
Style featured : Interstellar Originals Leggings


18. MEXICAN WRESTLING

Lucha liiiiiibre! This is all about color, combat and epic costumes. Do you really think skin-tight gold metallic men’s leggings are appropriate? C’mon, man. Use your head.


Mexican wrestler in gold metallic kapow meggings
Style featured : 24 Carat Metallic Leggings


19. DJing

To be honest, we don’t know what kind of pants a DJ wears. They’re always hidden behind the decks. They could be nude back there. How would you know?


DJ wearing metallic meggings from kapow
Style featured : 24 Carat Metallic Leggings


20. HEADSTANDS

You need duds that won’t flop to your knees when you’re upside down. Skinny jeans would be perfect. Pair them with some black specs and a goatee and you’re all set.


Standing on your head in mens performance leggings
Style featured : Jungle Funk Performance Leggings

 

21. HIKING

Nope. Nuh uh. You have to wear cargo shorts paired with either hiking boots or Chaco sandals. It’s a rule, and rules are there for everybody’s benefit. Don’t be a cowboy.


Hiking in pink and blue mens leggingsStyle featured : Interstellar Original Leggings


22. ORDERING COCKTAILS

Cocktails are for enjoying quietly, not for drawing attention to yourself. For shame. 


Ordering Cocktails in silver bullet mens metallic leggings
Style featured : Silver Bullet Metallic Leggings

 

23. PLAYING GUITAR WHILE RAPPELLING

What? You’ve never done this? Oh man, you haven’t lived! ….. fine, we’ve never done this either, but this man has and it’s awesome. Someone needs to make him the president of something immediately. 


Playing guitar on a cliff in multicolor mens leggings
Style featured : Party Leopard Originals Leggings

 

24. RUNNING A MARATHON

I don’t care if it’s -50 degrees outside, the only appropriate marathon attire is those teeny shorts made from crépe paper with the huge slits up the side. 


Running a Marathon in Acid Jazz mens tights
Style featured : Acid Jazz Originals Leggings

 

25. RIDING A ZEBRA

I’ll be honest, we’re not sure how this one made the list. Maybe because it was too rad to leave off. Bonus points if there are two sweaty Dads inside the zebra.


Riding a Zebra in Interstellar meggingsStyle featured : Interstellar Originals Leggings

 

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